2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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