maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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