Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am naked and annoyed.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
