drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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