WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Someone signed my nipple.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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