it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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