Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Drake has all the answers
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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