Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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