Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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