i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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