OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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