Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
operation have a gay friend backfired
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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