Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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