break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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