so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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