are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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