You surviving the open bar?
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fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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