I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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