It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
