you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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