apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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