Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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