I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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