did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
