i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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