best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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