I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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