Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
True college students do jello shots in the library
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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