I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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