those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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