And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't deserve a penis
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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