Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm gonna have a badass scar
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Randomize
