Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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