Cold hands, warm shart.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
