i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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