6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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