The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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