I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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