What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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