I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
This is the high leading the old right now
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
