is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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