By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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