I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
