NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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