I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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