Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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