Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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