But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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