My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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