I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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